May 2013
selfdoubtandsyphilis:
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
z1c:
being 20+ on tumblr
sunshineface0014:
assbutt-in-the-garrison:
I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem
You can’t even see your problem
4pm: i'll do my homework at 4:30
5pm: i'll do my homework at 5:30
6pm: i'll do my homework at 7:00
7pm: i'll do my homework at 7:30
8pm: i'll do my homework at 9:00
9pm: i'll do my homework at 9:30
2am: well
the-barricade-girl:
oh sweet jesus
oh sour jesus
oh BBQ jesus
oh cool ranch jesus
oh doritos locos tacos jesus
nannajane:
in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
rneerkat:
“youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves
hipsterinatardis:
Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.
renlybaratheeon:
you don’t know true agony unless you’ve gone from watching 5 seasons in 2 days to 1 episode a week
gleeson666:
do you ever get into one of those situations where you’re like “I need to stop hating this particular person it’s not going to get me anywhere I’m just going to grow up and move on with my life” but then they do the tiniest thing to piss you off and then you’re like “nope fuck you right off I want to throw you off a bridge”
espeonchan:
it’s been 2013 for almost half a year what the FUCK
shutupaubrey:
team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”
“To love a TV show is to know one of two things: Either it will eventually leave...”
– Todd VanDerWerff (The A.V. Club)
[violently watches every movie with favorite actor in it even if he’s only in it for fifteen seconds and has no speaking roles]
formerenvoyofthesilence:
Sticks and stones will break your bones but investing your heart in a tv show will cause irreparable damage and you will not recover.
